Some times you have to wonder

I heard that my buddy Justin is coming to town this weekend, so I wrote to him and asked if he would lead singing at church on Sunday.  Here is his response......
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It is fully my intention to grace your city with my presence.  I submit to you a list of my demands.

1. I would like a basket of puppies, they all have to be golden retrievers at precisely 5 months of age.  The basket should be wicker with a soft pillow filled with only British Goose feathers. 

2. I would like an oaken barrel filled 38% full of only green peanut M&Ms.  

3. I need the my room to be held at precisely 68 degress Celsius.  Any temperature variance may inhibit my vocal performance. 

4. I would like my room painted a soft blue and all furnishings, decoration, and anyone entering the room to see me be likewise colored. 

5. I demand that until the performance is complete, nobody should look me directly in the eye or to try and gain my attention in anyway.  It is important to mentally prepare and I do not want my meditations to go to waste. 

6. Finally, I would like to be able to win at least one crib game over the course of the weekend.  It sucks that I always lose.  You would think they would at least toss one game my way.  Sometimes it makes me feel sad.  And I don't like to feel sad. 

OK.  Let me know when my demands are met and I will let you know when you can expect my arrival.  Oh, and I want a Panda to greet me at the city limits with a sign that says, "I am not Endangered, You are,  You awesome fellow you."  

Looking forward to blessing you with my angelic voice this coming Sunday.

Justin

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Maybe I need more normal friends.  :)