Oddly, no one seems to have an issue with this. I am a little shocked that in our politically correct/"we should not put people on display and judge them by their looks" society this still happily happens. Maybe it is because it exploiting men that no one says anything, or maybe it is because the proceeds go to the Children's Hospital or something (I was mostly averting my eyes so I am not really sure).
Either way - I am not here to protest. I don't really care. In fact, I think I have an even better idea.
It all started when I wondered "Why do they always use firefighters for those calendars?"
I suppose it is because they are assumed to have certain qualities. Like......
1. They are brave (they run into the building when everyone else is running out)
2. They are strong
3. They have a "living on the edge"/dangerous mystique to them.
Fair enough - but here is my suggestion. Instead of using firefighters (everyone does that) why not use....... "Septic tank dudes"????
Think about it......
1. They are certainly brave (Most people run from the stuff that they move toward)
2. They are strong (Have you ever tried to lift one of those sucker hoses that they put in the tank???? Well, me neither, but they look heavy!!! At least as heavy as a fire hose if not more)3. And talk about living dangerously. Think about what they haul EVERY DAY (By the way, most firefighters sit in the fire hall for weeks at a time and do nothing)..... one bad leak into the cab of their truck and ...... well....... I don't even want to think about it!!!
Every little kid likes to play with fire. There is nothing odd about that. In fact, people are drawn to fires (think campfires, fireplaces, etc).
Who is drawn to a septic lagoon????
I am telling you, these guys are the real heroes!!!!
I am guessing that they work cheap, they would bring a uniform (don't stand too close to them) and they would be glad to help (I mean - look at how far they go to helpful in their real job as it is.... having someone take a few pictures of them would be a walk in the park).
I even have a title for the calendar.... "Honey Wagon Hotties!"
Someone needs to get on this!!
PS. If you use this idea, write to me and I will tell you where to send my royalty cheque! :)





