Those who read this blog regularly will know that I am planning my first "Motorcycle tenting trip".
(For the record, I have gone on many camping trips and many motorcycle trips - just not at the same time).
Now - I don't blame you if you rolled your eyes when you read that first line and thought, "Why is he writing about this stupid tenting thing again??? Is he obsessed?????"
The answer is "Yes!"
In fact, it was my brother who pushed me over the edge today when he said the words .... "Pup tent" .... As in "I have not owned a pup tent since we were kids".
You see, every year we would go camping and every year our mom would buy us a new, reddish/orange triangularly shaped tent. I LOVED those tents, but they had a few issues.....
1. They were called "Three man" tents..... but there is no way you could get even three small children in these things. The only way this could truly be called a "Three man tent" is if it took three men to make it.
2. The walls always sagged in on your face and almost suffocated you. This was especially true when it was windy - this structure than the tensile strength of a wet klennex.
3. If you touched the sagging walls when it was raining (which it was impossible not to do - see point #2 above), the whole thing leaked. I mean, it gushed so much water in that you could be convinced that you were tenting beneath under Niagara Falls. And, somehow, there was always way more rain inside the tent than on the outside. It could drizzle for 3 minutes and you would come out in the morning looking like you just crawled out of a washing machine.
4. No matter how many blankets or sleeping bags you had, you froze for the first three hours after going to bed.
5. When you woke up, you were drenched in sweat because the sun heated the thing up like a greenhouse.
6. The "Insect resistant" screen did a good job of keeping out everything but insects!! For example, it did a great job of keeping water buffaloes at bay (I never saw any of them in my tent).... However, every night the thing filled with mosquitoes. In fact, in order to go to bed you first had to hunt around in the dark for the can of "Off" and then spray yourself with it until it ran down your arms and dripped on the ground. Otherwise you would not survive the night.
7. Eventually the zipper would break or a string loop would tear which would necessitate the purchase of a new tent the next year - which always brought about new hope that this pup tent would be better.
Other than that, it was perfect! :)
Why am I still planning to go then????
Because it will be super fun! As I said, I LOVE camping and I LOVED those pup tents! I think it is super cool that you can bundle up your entire sleeping quarters and throw them into a bag.
And the best part: My new tent is reddish orange too! :)