Chick or Dude

So I am shopping downtown yesterday, come out of a store, look up and ask myself, "This person who is coming in - is that a chick or a dude?"

In my opinion, that is a bad question to ever have to ask, so I have a solution.

When I get elected Prime Minister, I am going to bring in a law that says that all women must wear "Elizabethan-type gowns" and high heels everywhere they go (they will get bonus points for long hair too).

Now, I have stated this for years and have had some questions thrown my way, so let me clear up the confusion before it starts.....

1. What about winter? Answer: What about it? Winter does not override the law. You still have to follow the speed limit - winter or summer - right?

2. What constitutes "Elizabethan type gowns"? Think "Prom dress" or some long bridesmaid's dresses (only nice enough that you would want to wear it again). Better yet, think "colourful Wedding dress" - that should get you started down the right path.

3. What about the guys? If women have to dress in gowns, do men have to dress formally too? My answer: Why not? With my job I am in semi-formal attire most of the time anyway and with my thinning hair a top hat may be a good deal - so I say "sure".

Think of how pretty everyone would look! Now I will grant to you that gowns and High heels may be difficult in snow like we had here last week (25 cm) but as the old saying goes, "Beauty is painful"! :)

One day you will never have to ask, "Chick or dude" again - thanks to me! :)