Friday, November 16, 2012

I have very little imagination

So I am not feeling really great today.... running a bit of a fever.... sore and achy.... I think Sari is poisoning me (She is not here today.... looks sort of suspicious, no?  "He's dead!!???  What???  Me???  No!  I wasn't even in town.... check my alibi... I mean... ask my friends!")

Anyway, after helping a buddy load a trailer so he can move, I came home and started playing on the computer.   Now I went to the 10 normal sites that I hit (Nascar.com.... cycle world.... MSN.... Leader Post.....TSN) and now I am stuck!  I have nothing..... I just keep staring at the screen wondering what else I could look up (I even looked up how Aspirin works on fevers and why.... ask me sometime it is sort of interesting).

So there is only one logical conclusion..... I must have read the entire internet!

(I heard a comedian one time say, "Well... I finished the internet last night.... yep... turns out when you get to the end there is a picture of Bill Gates:"....... I was going to steal that joke but......)

So I broke my own rule and went to Facebook and that just made me mad (Seriously??  Billions of dollars of technology tied up here and you use it to show me a picture of your lunch???  I don't even care what I eat most of the time... why would I care what you ate????).

I hope I feel better tomorrow..... I can't take another afternoon of this!  :(

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