After my "Why are the Canadian Blood Service people picking on Monkeys?" rant from a few months ago (see blog below) - I went and gave blood today and was again struck by an odd question.
I am sitting there as the nurse goes through all these really personal questions (just use your imagination for this part) and then in the middle of it she asks, "Have you ever given blood in Quebec?" I just about laughed at her! Lets see, HIV questions, intimacy questions, drug use questions - Quebec questions!
I am almost certain now that they are just making up random questions that have nothing to do with giving blood just so that you have something to do while you are waiting for your turn on the bed. So, in order to help you prepare for your next visit to the blood donor's clinic, please answer the following questions.....
1. If green is my favorite colour, why do I not like Kiwi juice?
2. The gold key on my key ring - the one that I have not used for anything in more than 10 years - what is it for?
3. Why have I not taken that key off of my key ring?
4. If Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett had stayed together, would their babies be cute - like her or not so much - like him?
5. If a monkey drove a car from Estevan to Weyburn against a 90 km/h wind, then threw a canoe in the river and paddled back to Rafferty Dam - would he then be allowed to give blood?
and finally....
6. Seriously, people still pay to see the Rolling Stones? Discuss.
If you can answer these questions, you too are eligible to be a Canadian blood donor. Congratulations! :)