I still have a lot to do tonight before Sunday am (look over my lessons, Pick songs for tomorrow, etc) so I am simply going to share something simple tonight. I like puns and word plays, so here are a couple of my favorites - enjoy! :)
- A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."
- A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official, who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census.
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Groan! I hope you didn't include these in your Sunday morning lesson?
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